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  • Submitted by Phys on Jan 12, 12 at 4:41pm

    Blame yourself, not college. Most college kids aren't that stupid!

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:17pm

      Accepting responsibility for your own actions? What is talk of maturity like that doing here on TFLN?

  • Submitted by keto06 on Jan 12, 12 at 5:28pm

    most of us smoke pot. rich kids do coke.

  • Submitted by 3den7aylor on Jan 12, 12 at 7:27pm

    Cocaine is god's way of telling you you have too much money

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    Submitted by WesPip on Jan 12, 12 at 5:26pm

    Life really needs to be more Darwinian.

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 12, 12 at 5:06pm

    Bet your parents are psyched to pay for that surgery!

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    Submitted by HippyChick on Jan 12, 12 at 5:50pm

    Smoke weed :)

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 12, 12 at 4:20pm

    This should be enough to turn anyone off coke.

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    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Jan 12, 12 at 4:50pm

    I'm in college. I don't do coke. Am I missing out on something?

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      Submitted by Eventually on Jan 12, 12 at 10:43pm

      Apparently coke.

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      Submitted by Cookie733 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:02am

      Yes, you are missing out on the future chance of having a nose job done due to coke... isn't this what everyone looks forward too?

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        Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jan 13, 12 at 1:02am

        I like my nose as it is! Also I spend my money on tuition, not coke. I guess I'll just have to drink coffee like the rest of the plebeians...

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      Submitted by mundane on Jan 13, 12 at 1:33am

      No. I can't even imagine the stress of finals week being compounded with the paranoia of coke. Smoke weed.

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 13, 12 at 4:02am

      Yeah. Nosebleeds, rehab, jail, addiction, and a deviated septum. Don't do coke.

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    Submitted by tlovell on Jan 12, 12 at 5:56pm

    I don't do coke but I always thought you snorted it. Seems like if you blew it it would make a mess.

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      Submitted by WApple on Jan 12, 12 at 7:38pm

      its called blow, that's not what you do with it

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        Submitted by porksword on Jan 12, 12 at 8:23pm

        It's what OP did to afford enough to burn a hole through cartilage.

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    Submitted by Nickly on Jan 12, 12 at 5:21pm

    they are the 1%. who the hell can even afford blow in college? $50 a gram? hell no!

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 12, 12 at 5:36pm

      $50? When I was doin that crap it wa $100

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        Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 13, 12 at 11:30am

        I've never seen it that high...

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          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 13, 12 at 2:01pm

          I'm probly older than you...was during a downtick in the coke trade.

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    Submitted by mintyshake33 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:15pm

    Thank your lack of self control crackhead! It takes a lotta dope to blow out your septum!!

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    Submitted by nicole31707 on Jan 12, 12 at 6:16pm

    That's disgusting.

  • 54 42
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 12, 12 at 11:42pm

    You are a complete idiot.

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 13, 12 at 3:25am

    Enjoy taking your finals and midterms Tony Montana

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    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Jan 13, 12 at 6:09am

    OP must be wealthy... A post like that surely followed a phone call that said "Daddy, Daddy!! My light bulb burned out, I need a new apartment!" Occupy Dumbass.

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    Submitted by jj04 on Jan 13, 12 at 1:11am

    Fucking idiots these days.

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    Submitted by Tychoman on Jan 13, 12 at 11:14am

    You deserve it asshole. I hope your insurance doesn't cover it.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by xlogix on Jan 13, 12 at 12:40am

    Septoplasty(nothing cosmetic about it either) is done for deviated septums not burned out coke nostrils....find a better excuse to fix your ugly nose....better yet get over it.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 13, 12 at 2:08am

    Loser!

  • 40 50
    Submitted by FilmIt on Jan 13, 12 at 3:34pm

    Fuck the haters, coke is awesome

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    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Jan 13, 12 at 12:40pm

    Yeah, college forced you to do lines... Sounds just like a coke head to not take responsibility for their actions. PITIFUL. I hope you have complications with the surgery ya fuckin doorknob.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by LadyTokita on Jan 14, 12 at 4:32am

    NO ME GUSTA O.e

  • 38 52
    Submitted by spennymack on Jan 13, 12 at 6:13am

    Same thing happened to me

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    Submitted by mbellwoar on Jan 15, 12 at 6:48pm

    Same

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    Submitted by ETully on Jan 13, 12 at 5:20pm

    If you wanted a nose job you should have saved your money that you were spending on coke. And now you a have a deviated septum and God knows what else.

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    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 13, 12 at 10:56am

    jesus got enough coke there? takes quite a bit kill your septum like that....

  • 37 53
    Submitted by feelingravity on Jan 14, 12 at 1:58am

    Whatev...coke is the shit! In moderation of course...LOL

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    Submitted by Joker2283 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:54am

    Man, how long did u do it for. I did it straight for 3 years. 2 eightballs a night and still have a sectum. I smoke weed occasionally now. Cheaper and no surgery.

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jan 12, 12 at 10:43pm

    COKE HEAD LOSER! DIE ALREADY!

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    Submitted by jacqbone on Jan 13, 12 at 11:16am

    Wow...I didn't know doing coke was now a college requirement.

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Nickly on Jan 13, 12 at 7:02am

    I've paid that too. Stupid.

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    Submitted by MyKittyGalore on Jan 12, 12 at 7:45pm

    $50 for a gram?! Ummm noo I see some of you aren't friends with the dope man...tiss-tiss-tiss

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    Submitted by Bahaha1204 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:04pm

    just put a ring in and say you pierced it :D \n\n\ncocaine's awesomeee<3

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      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jan 13, 12 at 1:03am

      Great, so she'll look even more fucked up. Septum piercings are so gross.

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        Submitted by Bahaha1204 on Jan 14, 12 at 12:59am

        Uh no they could get a plug, cant even see it

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Jan 12, 12 at 10:32pm

    50 a g sounds right if you're pickin up $90 8balls and splitting it up. quick profit

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    Submitted by firstfirst on Jan 12, 12 at 4:18pm

    First