its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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