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  • Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 6, 10 at 10:17am

    Your dating a dwarf from the navy?

  • Submitted by briteeyesnsmile on Sep 6, 10 at 4:10pm

    People should not be allowed to have sex until they can spell 'semen' correctly . . .

  • Submitted by mogmog on Sep 6, 10 at 12:03pm

    Kinda curious what the other 22 awkward moments are

  • Submitted by klangford on Sep 6, 10 at 10:22am

    Loose lips, sink relationships.......

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Sep 6, 10 at 10:19am

    That's why you swallow.

  • Submitted by belle_darkheart on Sep 6, 10 at 10:39am

    Teenage pregnancy is in your future.

  • Submitted by nobodycares on Sep 6, 10 at 5:01pm

    You can't even spell what was running down your leg AND you don't know how to use a condom. Smooth.

  • Submitted by mypoonispretty on Sep 6, 10 at 3:08pm

    Seamen? Really? Wow.

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    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 6, 10 at 3:37pm

    What's long and hard and full of seamen??

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    Submitted by zcfrey on Sep 6, 10 at 2:08pm

    Not a whore assholes...she's sleeping with her bf...oh wait unless it's her moms bf then she's a fuckin skank haha

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    Submitted by buttstache on Sep 6, 10 at 5:26pm

    Oh grody! hit the bathroom and clean up before saying hi to mom!

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    Submitted by Nightshade on Sep 6, 10 at 3:07pm

    She's said her bf = not a whore. Now if she said, me and that random guy who just dropped me off, then yes - Whore. Bf - not a whore.

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      Submitted by Captain_Obvious_ on Sep 8, 10 at 2:32am

      she never said "her bf". she said "THE bf". Big big difference.

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    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Sep 6, 10 at 7:33pm

    Bill Brasky's daughter was so tall seamen used her vag to dock their ships.

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Sep 6, 10 at 10:27am

    OP misspelled awkward moment with whore moment...

    • 40 64
      Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 7, 10 at 1:59am

      Because sleeping with her bf makes her a whore? Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

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    Submitted by dersabom on Sep 6, 10 at 11:06pm

    Seamen= Sea creatures 3 inches tall. Able to defy gravity, destroy basilisk, defend person from naughty bf. Description 3 in. Greenish blue usualy armed with triton. Ps this is a drunk comment, yea, and i love haters and grammar nazis so FIRE AWAY!

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    Submitted by XxEmoBitchxX on Sep 6, 10 at 10:19am

    That's kinda funny

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    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 6, 10 at 1:37pm

    Sluts are alive and well in America!!

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    Submitted by butterflyy on Sep 7, 10 at 11:49am

    It's kind dumb how everyone here is obsessed with the fact that she added a letter. Big deal. It's like no one else has ever done that...

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      Submitted by herroprease on Sep 7, 10 at 3:57pm

      it changes the meaning completely thats why

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      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 7, 10 at 5:21pm

      yeah if she had written semmen it wouldn't be so funny

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    Submitted by Stargazer77 on Sep 7, 10 at 6:56pm

    Such high-quality women in the NW TC 'Burbs

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    Submitted by lostinadream on Sep 7, 10 at 9:23am

    The navy thanks you for your support. Op, are you retarded? Seaman= Navy. I personally think you mean "semen" unless you have a squad of naval grunts running down your leg.

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    Submitted by soccerscout7 on Sep 6, 10 at 9:33pm

    Did you really just spell 'semen' wrong? What are you, 12?

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 6, 10 at 7:35pm

    "That's Sea-Man!"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 3:03am

    I like how u reffer to him as 'the'

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    Submitted by kippipie on Sep 7, 10 at 2:31pm

    Well, that's gross.

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    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Sep 7, 10 at 6:57am

    actually, how many sailors are running down your leg?

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    Submitted by Fugg on Sep 6, 10 at 5:40pm

    Sex with bf? No.\nLuckily mom didn't ask about the Great Lakes Navy

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    Submitted by henseltr on Sep 6, 10 at 10:17am

    YOUR boyfriend or your mom's?

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    Submitted by yourfavoriterin on Sep 7, 10 at 10:43pm

    as seamen ARE running... duh!

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    Submitted by thatONEtime on Sep 7, 10 at 12:26am

    OH MY GOSH BILL BRASKY

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    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 7, 10 at 5:19pm

    i imagine a bunch of sailors running down your leg--"hup! hup! hup! hup!"\n\nsemen* ;)

  • Submitted by enitenite on Sep 6, 10 at 12:47pm

    @ OP - I'll give you a cream pie you will never forget! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

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    Submitted by GarageSale on Sep 5, 11 at 7:17am

    So nautical seafarers are running down your legs...?

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    Submitted by eagle65 on Sep 6, 10 at 1:18pm

    Omg lls

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    Submitted by PolarBare on Sep 8, 10 at 12:21pm

    You all got it wrong....she meant sea monkeys duh.

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    Submitted by southerncutie19 on Sep 12, 10 at 7:42pm

    Omg. Really? How can we know her phone wasn't a phone that didn't have the word semen in the built in dictionary so it changed it to seamen on it's own....that would mean you all are fucking stupid.

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    Submitted by xxpinkxx on Sep 26, 12 at 12:23pm

    Seamen might have just been an autocorrect guys. My phone has done much worse.

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    Submitted by samson75 on Sep 6, 10 at 11:50am

    Whore!!!

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    Submitted by Daosorios on Sep 6, 10 at 9:40pm

    Your bf or your mom's??

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    Submitted by ifoundadime on Sep 7, 10 at 9:04am

    Sea Man.. Come on.