At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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