Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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