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  • 79 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:00am

    In Soviet Russia the Reeses Puffs eat you!

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:40pm

    You should really never eat anything out of the sink. It's the most unclean place in your house— worse even than your toilet. I know this is true b/c it was on the Oprah show.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:29pm

    What's up with this person that always uses in the face.. It's so damn annoying

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:51am

    The good Captain also taught you to take it in the face.........in the face!

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:39pm

    Haha that sovet russia joke was the funniest thing I've seen on this site!

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:44pm

    Its REESE'S pieces! NOT reesees!! Like the brother from malcolm in the middle. His name is REESE! Ahhhh this drives me crazy.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:01am

    i hope the sink was clean! lol

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:18am

    The captain is a cruel and merciless tutor

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:20pm

    If Oprah said it it must be true.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:10am

    As fucking stupid as I thought most of those taglines are that ppl use, the "in the face" one really out-retarded everyone. It sounds like broken English or some kid who doesn't even get the meaning of what he is saying

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:33pm

    That is fuckin awesome