Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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