The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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