she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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