We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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