Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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