Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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