Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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