awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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