You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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