When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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