the first guy who said 'ripped' fomr w/e site needs to die. now. and im taking being quarter with rope, horses, the whole shebang. i will come for you. watch your windows at night. and don't worry, i have my ways of finding you.
cunt.
you're done. and don't run, i will find you.
This cashier at wal mart was hot so I went through and bought trojan magnum XLs. Ended up hookin up with her a week later, and she saw the lifestyles junior edition
whatever. does it really matter that much? it's all for fun anyway.
reminds me of the time my bf and i went to the market and bought only red bull and condoms. not subtle at all...
See, this could be for a solo-watching of a porn flick with plans for an easy clean up just as easily as it could be for a date that you are hoping goes well.
Completely agree with the missing wine.
If I was the grocery store employee, I would remind you to buy hand cream, and kleenex for you to clean yourself up afterwards...
lol. it reminds me of the time i went to the publix and we bought 3 things. a 12 pack of red bull, cookie dough, and condoms. talk about high energy sex. lmao
Honestly? Been to that new fml site and the layout really bothers me, because I am a details nerd.
Also, I'm sure people submitted their drunk texts to both sites so that they'd have a better chance of getting posted. Crazy thought, I know.
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