But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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Life is so much better after having sex.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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