Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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