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  • 70 37
    Submitted by aloein on Jan 20, 12 at 6:23pm
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    Marijuana, thats how.

  • 57 30
    Submitted by mmmmbop on Jan 20, 12 at 4:20pm
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    I like patios or stoops much much more

  • 59 47
    Submitted by babot6 on Jan 20, 12 at 8:30pm
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    Maybe they meant porsches

  • 53 38
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 20, 12 at 9:50pm
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    Player Rule #2: If a hot girl has an interest, you also have that interest. \n\nSupplemental on Player Rule #2: when you find a hot girls interest, you excuse yourself for a bathroom break. There you Google on your smartphone data. Get back and close deal.

  • 40 26
    Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 20, 12 at 4:44pm
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    or this could be the basis for a singles dating site

  • 39 29
    Submitted by Phys on Jan 21, 12 at 3:42am
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    I'll take places I've had great sex for $400 Alec

  • 42 37
    Submitted by ahyeah on Jan 20, 12 at 11:24pm
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    I am obsessed with the word davenport.

    • 23 35
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 21, 12 at 1:20am
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      I worry about credenzas...especially moss-covered, three-handled, family ones.

      • 27 43
        Submitted by pamalamadd on Jan 21, 12 at 3:31am
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        I think I love you SnidelyKWhiplash!

  • 43 45
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 20, 12 at 8:52pm
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    Porch monkey 4 life

  • 35 31
    Submitted by Quake6 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:30pm
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    @jonathan awesome clerks 2 reference Lmao

  • 35 42
    Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 20, 12 at 4:43pm
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    meh...hot tubs are where it's at

    • 25 33
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 20, 12 at 5:38pm
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      aww yea Victorian tubs with built in jets...it'll cost you your tax return but its spookier worth it

      • 25 40
        Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 21, 12 at 3:38am
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        It's spookier?

        • 19 47
          Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 21, 12 at 2:19pm
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          I agree just got one this summer, it's honestly the best in winter time

  • 26 30
    Submitted by dicsmalls03 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:53pm
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    obsessed? really? so you love love porches even when not high?

  • 30 49
    Submitted by DOGFARTS on Jan 20, 12 at 8:22pm
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    Because you are monkeys?

  • 24 43
    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:03pm
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    Who let this through? Poor moderation.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Pornicles on Jan 20, 12 at 4:38pm
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    Lame

  • 26 49
    Submitted by mthib on Jan 20, 12 at 6:39pm
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    This is a easy one...IT'S NOT REAL!

  • 24 56
    Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 21, 12 at 12:16am
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    You mean Portia, like the car right?