youre lurking in front of me
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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