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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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Am I the only one who noticed that Spongebob hardly ever says "I'm ready" anymore?
Dry humping=great foreplay
Wow if he's that lame in text sex imagine him in real life. Why not go for gold and hit the back door!
The exclamation point just makes him sound like an overexcited puppy. I think I'd pass. Glad to see you did too.
-how bout wet pussy humps
Oh I get it! It's funny because she doesn't do lame foreplay things like dryhump she is a straight to the sexual act type of girl! -Jeff
8:03- I'm not even Spanish. What if I felt like posting "je suis premiere"?
@ 8:05. That's French u dipshit
It's not even the fact that people hardly dry hump anymore. It's the fact that he e-dry humped that person. Why the hell kinda pleasure do you derive from that??
Spics are annoying stop having kids!
8:16 - BANDIT KEITH
people still dry hump? sad.
I don't see why dry humping is looked down upon it's great for foreplay while making.
Only in Massachusetts...
You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker
@ 4:29 no shit, he's just asking if French people would be insulted because he typed in French
Ohhh man Mass.....gotta love it
This text is funny...in America.
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