I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize