Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
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I showed him my bush... on skype.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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