So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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