No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
nutella sex= disaster
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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