She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You can't special order awesome
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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