how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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