She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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