I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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