i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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