you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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