This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i drank out of a bidet.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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