Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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