you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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