Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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