there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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