The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize