come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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