i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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