I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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