Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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