my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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