so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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