He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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