Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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