Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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