ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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