North Korea, Best Korea!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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