He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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