My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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